I went to the store yesterday to pick up some chicken so I could make some BBQ chicken (No, we dont always fry it). As I was pulling into the parking lot I noticed 6 young black males on the sidewalk, all wearing jeans that were probably 2 sizes too small for their girlfriends to be wearing, more less them. Thats when it hit me that HIV/AIDS isnt the only epidemic hitting the DC/Maryland/Virginia area. Now I know some people will say that this is just an example of me getting older and not understanding the trends of the younger generation. I can admit that in some cases that is true. Sometimes while Im sitting on the metro train or elsewhere in public and Im watching the teenagers, I feel like that grumpy old man in house shoes and a tattered robe yelling at the kids to get off his lawn. However, in the case of skinny jeans, this problem transcends the younger generations. There are grown ass men walking around in skinny jeans. This has to stop. And the only way for this to stop is for the group of people who made this trend cool to step up to the plate and stop it. Yes, womenyou created this mess and now its your responsibility to end it. I know there are a lot of women looking at their screens in confusion as they read that I am saying they are to blame for the outbreak of Skinny Jeans Disease (SJD) affecting men. Let me explain. See, 75% 90% of what we men do is all for women. The other 10 25% involves doing pointless man stuff: Watching UFC fights, farting/belching ...
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